MERRY WINKY
A VERY BEASLEY CHRISTMAS

In the year 2000 reality television dominated.

 

In the year 2003 Archibald Edgar Beasley III, network mogul, billionaire, sadist created Channel 35, commonly known as, The Beasley Channel.

 

In 2005 Channel 35 was renamed the Execution Channel when it televised the first live execution in television history.

 

In 2010 genetic enhancement becomes the leading product in childbirth. Beasley Incorporated purchases the Genetonics Company and begins experimentation.

 

In 2015 human cloning is established and controlled by the Beasley Corporation.

 

In 2020 Archibald Edgar Beasley III constructs the heirs to his dynasty at the Genetonics

Laboratory in New Plains, Idaho.

 

In 2025 Mitra and Varuna Beasley are bored

within the first 37 seconds of their existence.

 

In 2030 Archibald Edgar Beasley III dies.

 

 Two months later Mitra and Varuna re-animate

him for the Execution Channel's 20th Anniversary

Halloween Special.

 

Later that night they lose his Remote Control.

 

 

 

They've been bored ever since.