WRITER / DIRECTOR / PRODUCER Jena Serbu Graduated from college after a lot of play time. She was somehow granted a job in corporate America and now wears really high heels. She still falls over on her motorcycle when in a stopped position. She still has really poor social manners. She doesn't own a hair brush. She likes it when you call it an ink pen, instead of just a pen. And she would absolutely have fallen into a catatonic state and been shipped off to mars or somewhere if it weren't for the lovely people who make her life so fulfilling. Not in any particular order… her owner - Latke, Mom Serbu for sticking this whole mother thing out for this long, Dawn "Paris" Smith for running her life and giving up her memory to the cause, Jewish broad Wexler for her cutlery skills and for being more neurotic than her, Ronnie Bullets for late night swedish fish runs, perfection and logic, Melissa "Bridgette" Stratts for taking on and managing the huge project that is Serbu, the svelt and gorgeous Jeff "Brown" Cuellar, Miss Brea Bee, whose undeniable talents become more and more exposed every day, The dreamy - Scotty, of which UNCUT has infiltrated and have benefited in unimaginable ways from (Dee shut up! I don't care that it makes no grammatical sense, you write my bio next time), the entire cast of Disaster: The Musical, who are all amazing and hilarious (Brenda, Crystal, Newel, Gina, Kristine, Erin, Leigh-ann… you are her heros!), to Mark, who she loves for his talents, creativity, inventiveness and grandiosity and finally to Donuts.. . as there is no better smell and no more favored treat... thank you. A bio is the only time one gets to speak about oneself in the third person without seeming completely insane, it's ridiculous. If I've not mentioned you, it means that I am hung over, senile, utterly exhausted and a little slow. I thank all of you who touch this company with your time, talents and brilliance. These are your projects as much as ours.
	PRODUCTION MANAGER, LIGHTING DESIGNER & HEAD COMPTROLLER OF ALL THINGS DIFFICULT (JENA) Dawn M. Smith is still alive. She has surrender life and limb to build this impossible stage. She would really just like a Corona right now, no lime please. And maybe some family time. Thank you to her Sister for coming to see the show... that's pretty awesome. And mom Smith, you too (it's gonna make her real real happy). Dawn is a multi talented awesome human being, who thrives off adrenalin rushes which is why she still makes sure that UNCUT operates, oh yeah and thanks for writing this Jena... it seems to really be your thing right now.
	ENGINEERING / SPECIAL EFFECTS & DESIGN Ron "Ronnie Bullets" Williams is a multi talented dog owner. He runs past life clothing, designing and creating silk screened shirts/hats/buttons/bags both company designs and custom works. He has been hanging furniture from ceilings and making installation art during his nine to five now for long enough to bring UNCUT these skills fullfilling their engineering and set creation/special effects needs. Bullets would be the one responsible for understanding and thinking through the dynamics of large unmanageable structures and would like to thank Jena for making sure that he is not only heard but understood. He would like to thank Beth for her acceptance of Roxy in a way that no one else has. He also has recently brought uncutproductions.org and mostly sweetbreadstudios.com into a new level of design spectacularness.
	EDITOR & SET / TENT / PROJECTION MANAGER Beth Wexler Never thought she'd be walking dogs, finding lost red dresses and delivering forgotten power tools while driving her practical automobile around a city that she barely knows. She thought she'd be editing, or playing her guitar and not singing in front of anyone (although she can sing, rather well, but that will be for another bio in the future), or making vegetables. Because healthy means you eat something green everyday. She was pulled into UNCUT through a 48 hour film project, because it was real nice when she won those awards for editing. She thinks Dawn is a peach, because she takes care of things that need taking care of that no one can really handle. And Beth appreciates that, a whole lot. And well, everyone else knows who they are and that she likes them all too and she's real glad to be here, even if she's the only one who can do the day time driving, and it would be real nice if she were the only one on the road. And maybe sometimes in the world, but then she'd be real sad because there would be no Jena to look at her and start laughing for no apparent reason. Oh and Beth needs a job, because that would get her out of being the day time gopher, and that also would be real nice. And it was especially real nice that Jena volunteered to write this bio for her, because really, if she wrote it, it would be way too serious, and would probably induce some sort of panic attack, so, thanks for that.
	ENGINEERING Tony Jeeter is part musician, part dad, part carpenter (just because he has a jesus-esque look about him). Tony saved UNCUT's ass when wind and rain and ill preparation brought their dreams crashing to the ground. Matching Wexler in road rage and bursts of extreme irritation he is an integral part of making this company work.... and not kill people. Tony Jeeter can be found around Philadelphia playing in The Cisco Jeeters and The Purple Generals. He plays a bad ass fiddle and has some awesome children, Bailey, Asa, Tucker, Jesse and Alec.
	LOCATION CURATOR/ STAGE / SET / TENT Mark A. Dahl. Handsome....
	STAGE / SET / TENT / ALL AROUND EVERYTHING Scotty Yelity. You know him, you love him.
	STAGE / SET / TENT / COSTUMES / PROPS / Gina Stickney. Genius. Bad Ass.
	TENT SURVIVOR Newel Gatrell. Ready. Willing. Able.
	SET / PROPS Sara Scali. Amazing and inventive.... also probably the most low maintenance member of The Tina Yother's Army.
	SET / EVENT MANAGER Jeff "Brown" Cuellar. Scaffolding accomplice and warehouse controller. Jeff likes walks on the beach, cut off jeans and the occasional 'blue steel', strike a pose, moment so that those around him can take it all in.... thank you for that the world does benefit.   and for forming a solid bridge to Caitlin... quiet, sexy and trusting..... thank you!
	PHOTOGRAPH / ALL THINGS SEXY Terreyl Kirton. Saving UNCUT's technical butt . Providor of kick ass signage and all around savior... our black messiah! mediagianstudios.com
	Crystal WhyBark Able. Willing. Ready.